BOHEMIAN RHAPSOTWEET by @Grizzlyfish
A friend of mine on twitter, @Grizzlyfish, has asked me to publish this parody.
I hope you enjoy it
BOHEMIAN RHAPSOTWEET
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Is this the real life, Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a time-line, an escape from reality
Try to open my eyes, look up to the screen and see
I’m just a tweeter, no body’s blocking me,
Because it’s easy come, easy go, twitter high, twitter low
Anywhere the tweets go, doesn’t really matter……tweet meeeee
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Mama, just D-M’d a man,
Sent followers all the time
Blocked some sex-bot
That was fine,
Mama, morning’s just begun,
And now I’m gonna tweet it all away!
MAMA….OooooOOOOOooooooo
Didn’t mean to send that tweet
I sometimes wish I’d never D-M’d at all
I carry on, carry on, coz tweeting’s all that matters
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Too late, I’m in twitter jail,
I’ve sent too many tweets
Throw a tantrum, stamp my feet!
Goodbye everybody, I’m banged up again
Gotta leave you all behind and read a book
Wah-haaa, boo hoo
I just wanna tweet,
I sometimes wish I’d never D-M’d at all
Do do do do do do do do…….
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I see a little silhouetto of a spam
Scaramouche! Scaramouche!
It’s that spammy whore Britny!
Thunder-bolt and lightning!
Very very frightening she!
I’m just a tweeter, somebody loves me
(she’s just a tweeter, from a twitter family)
Spare me this spam, from this monstrositweet
She just comes, I say no, she won’t let me go
It’s Britney! No! She won’t let me go!
(let me gooo!)
It’s Britney! No! She wont’t let me go!
(let me gooo!)
Will not let me go, will not let me go
No no no no no no no!
I’ll block you! I’ll block you! No more spam!
Twitter-block has a spammer put aside for me, for me
For MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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(head banging bit)
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So you think you can tweet me and I won’t reply?
So you think I can’t tweet, even @Frys?
Ooooh baby, Can’t tweet this to me baby
Just gonna get spam, just gonna get spam out of here.
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(twinkley bit)
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Nothing really matters,
Any one can tweet,
Nothing really matters,
Just Tweeeeeeet…..
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(another twinkley bit)
Any way the tweet goes……
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(bong!)
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Re-written by @Grizzlyfish
Published with the kind permission of Jayne Hulme ©.
Minor tweaks and edits by usul_of_arakis.
Contact details available on request
This is brilliant! And very funny! Well done… 😉
Terrific! What fun – scans perfectly!
Fabulous! Just perfect.
Aweeeesome!!!